- The way to have more sex is to be nice to your significant other. Being nice doesn't necessarily lead directly to sex, but being mean pretty much guarantees you won't get any.
- You may think you are an expert on PMS after living with a woman for many years - and hell, you may be - but until you actually experience it first hand, you are far better off to refrain from audibly blaming any said behavior on it or in fact even mentioning it at all.
- Kidney stones are not worse than childbirth. Pushing a grain of sand, albeit a spiky one, out of your penis does not compare to pushing a watermelon out of our uterus.
Happy to help.
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Yeah, uh, thanks.
crack me up!
Can we get this on a tshirt?
True words were never spoken. JenniferS
Truer. JenniferS
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