Mommy of the Year

This one has been pre-approved by the Deannas...

Last week, I told the kids it was time for them to take showers.

"Mommy?" inquired Rainbow. "Can we all take a shower together?"

Before I could squelch that idea, Taz piped up. "Um, no Rainbow that's not going to work," he said with a wrinkled brow and pained expression. "I can't take a shower with you. I'm not allowed to see Mommy's boobies anymore."
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