Monday, March 2, 2009

Mommy of the Year

I'm sick of the fucking snow.

That didn't take long did it?

The morning has consisted of one kids barreling into the house leaving a trail of ice in snow in his/her wake, complaining and/or throwing a temper tantrum about something, demanding food, and then putting on all new clothes before going back outside.

Then the other child will do the same. And then Scouter will come to the door and shout inside for me to get or do something for him.

During one or more of these episodes, the Dutch will make a break for the house and get snow everywhere. Her stomach is essentially one big snowball so she makes quite a mess.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

I've cleaned the kitchen floor five times so far.

Melt already, bitch.
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3 comments:

katebott said...

Ha ha... what a contrast to, "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!"

Anonymous said...

If you could sit alone, wrapped in a blanket amidst a roaring fire, with a glass of Cab and a good book watching the glistening snow in cozy warmth through the windows, this post would be very different. JenniferS

Anonymous said...

Ahh...welcome to my world!!!!!!! Did you do that post for me? We have had snow here since November!!! Now, saying that, it has been sunny for the last 5 days but minus 20 C. Spring is right around the corner...so "they" say.